Scanner is in!

Expect something big...soon. This week. Actually expect the plural. There will be treats for my imaginary readership. Hopefully I will get big enough some day that people will ignore these sad early posts. Oh and I am trying to use a brush these days because I read bone and it broke my pride. So expect some new technique soon. Keep expecting things so I will crumble beneath my self imposed expectations that I am placing upon imaginary readers! You should also learn to expect the unexpected because if my stuff on the off chance decides to be good well then you can say you expected it. I don't mean to self deprecate nearly this much, I am just trying to fill a paragraph you see. The new things I am working on are purty good and I am excited to show 'em.

Appologies for lack of updates

So ya I know a whopping total of six of you will see this and are privately scorning me with your Ryan Zalis voodoo dolls (I blame you for my polio spells!) But ya the reason I haven't updated is because I do not have a scanner of any kind, but I am planning on selling a lot of junk tomorrow so I can buy me a fancy one and some kind of external hard drive because I want a terabyte of junk so that... shut up I want one. I got some cool things cooked up and some cool things bouncing around in mah head. You six are soon in for a treat or I'm in for some voodoo induced diarrhea, either way... Well whatever.

Didn't think I'd ever be described as metal! Ha-hah!

...If only they knew how white I truly am! At this link there is a little write up about my CryptoCraft mini comic. Article Also mentioned is a friend o' mine Lucretia Hoagland. You should check out her stuff here http://Girlshateboys.deviantart.com/ tis quite awesome it tis. And coming soon Double Duck. If the words Super Happy Fun Day mean nothing to you, then you will have no idea what I am talking about, and if they do mean something to you, you may still be confused. Good...

Now play me off Mr. Astley!

Awesome!

Oh and thanks to Amedeo Turturro for the find!

THE FUTURE AS I SEE IT

So this one is a story I did early on in the semester, which probably will not be inked because I like it as is. The lettering is really bad, but I assure you it is worth reading because where else can you find a mechanical fox who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes? I will also at some point post the original thumbnails (which are really smaller and crappier, yet more complete than normal thumbnail drawings) that tell almost a completely different story. Changes to the plot were made so that I can reopen the story at my leisure and I am considering doing a webcomic on the universe I began to form in these pages. I may do a webcomic on something else entirely, but expect a webcomic starting this summer as I need to continue to improve and tell stories. So without further ado I present a tale of the future! Note- more complete examples of my work can be seen in the first post. OH, and ENJOY.